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-Madara clone side
I am a clone of Hyoudou Issei. An existence that exists, yet was never meant to exist; a legendary ninja who pursues the void beyond common sense and seeks truth, one who rejects the laws of nature and the myriad phenomena of the world...
Ah... what am I even saying? As I kept acting like Madara, my mind started getting more and more chuunibyou. As a side effect, these kinds of automatic chuunibyou lines just keep spilling out. Ah, how many months has it been since I last returned to the main body? Maybe it’s because I’ve been away for so long... Ah, wait. I just got information from the main body.
“Issei~ aaah~”
...
“Issei-san~ I like you!”
...
“Issei... do you like my chest?”
...
Damn it, what the hell kind of information is that bastard sending me!! Is he messing with me or what!! Screw it, should I just charge in, kill the main body, and become the main body myself?! This is driving me insane—no, driving this clone insane.
Compared to that, I...
“Lord Madara, your meal is ready.”
There was a maid corps whose looks didn’t lose out to the women around the main body, but...
“Bring it to my room.”
“Yes, sir.”
Because I have to act like the dignified Madara, I can’t even touch them! Damn it! Why did that bastard main body have to slap on such a ridiculous setting and drive me out of my mind like this?! Die ten times, a hundred times—no, die a thousand times!! Why the hell am I Madara of all people!? And besides, even among clones, there are cushy posts. I, who got assigned to play Madara, am basically carrying the whole burden, while the clones playing Hidan and Deidara are living the good life. They’re seducing women everywhere they go, and the Itachi clone, while pretending to be quiet, is also subtly picking up women and enjoying himself in his room. What am I supposed to be!? What the hell am I!!
“Haa, haa... I’ve reached my limit holding back. I’m making a clone too.”
What? A clone making a clone? What, what, what? I should get to enjoy myself too, shouldn’t I? And besides...
“...”
Huh? Ah, come to think of it, the number of clones is already at its limit... That damn bastard main body is always eating, running around, fooling around, and keeping women around him, so what the hell am I supposed to be doing hereeeeee!!
“At this rate, this won’t do... I’m going crazy...”
Maybe because I haven’t returned to the main body in so long, the main body and I are practically different beings. For example, if the main body had to live as me for just one day, he’d run away in less than half a day. That bastard actually came here once and dumped everything on me before fleeing after only six hours...
I want to rest... I want to rest so badly I could scream... Give clones some welfare, damn ittttt!!
“Lord Madara, Jojo-sama has come to report something.”
“Let him in.”
Jojo suddenly came by. He was a very capable guy, and he even had Longinus, not to mention a brain far superior to mine. I know he handles most of the affairs, but for now I’ve been fooling him with the [Sharingan]. Still, I suspect he’ll probably catch on soon. Well, that moment would also be the moment Akatsuki disbands.
“Lord Madara, the Chaos Brigade made contact last night. They asked us to cooperate so that the seat of the Demon King can be returned to the rightful person.”
“Wasn’t that the organization you belonged to before? I’m not interested now. Refuse them.”
“However, wouldn’t this be a good opportunity? Cooperation with the Chaos Brigade is inevitable. For our current objective, if we use one side to wear down the other and then Akatsuki, acting in the name of righteous rule, strikes from behind, I believe we can bring our goal even closer.”
... What the hell is this guy saying? I can’t understand a single word of it. And who the hell is he ordering around like that, acting all high and mighty? If this were the original Uchiha Madara, what would he do in this situation? Madara would... Ah, I don’t know. I roughly understand Madara’s personality, but I have no idea how to preserve my dignity and make that arrogant Jojo back off. Ah, damn it, thanks to the main body, my stress just keeps piling up.
“I won’t say this twice. There will be no change to the plan.”
“But—... Yes. If that is Lord Madara’s will...”
He looked like he was about to say something, but swallowed it back down. He must be dissatisfied! Damn it, this is why the top-boss role doesn’t suit me!
“.....”
Jojo left, and peace returned once more, but...
“This won’t do...”
Even brushing it off with “there will be no change to the plan” has reached its limit. My head’s killing me from all these subordinates making suggestions like maniacs! I need some drastic measure—either the top boss changes, or the bottom boss changes!
“Use one evil to fight another... yes, use one evil to fight another!”
Just now Jojo said something about using one side against the other, right!? Yes, if someone’s troublesome, just hand them off to another troublesome bastard! Hahaha, am I a genius?! I was a genius! Why didn’t I think of this sooner!
“The time has come!”
First, I called one trash-tier member with the highest number of offenses into the underground room. Then...
“Lord Madara, what is it?”
“Sorry, but you’re going to have to be the sacrifice.”
“Yes??? What are you—kgh!”
“Kuhuhu, it’s complete! It’s complete!! With this, I am freeeeeeee!!! Come forth! Being beyond the myriad phenomena!!”
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After the Three-Faction summit ended, peace returned to Issei’s castle. The castle was known among the public as the Ninja Castle. Or so they said, because it was a place centered around Issei and Hashirama, both ninjas, or something like that. In any case, Issei was once again shut in his room, researching something.
“Hmm... so this is the limit of the clone technique, huh.”
Aside from the Akatsuki clones currently active, he could summon about ten more clones. Compared to when he first used it, there was no real progress. It was probably due to his own lack of effort, but he himself was...
“Ah, ninjutsu is hard. Maybe I should research something else.”
While calling it research, he was reading manga piled up like a mountain in his study. No wonder he wasn’t improving. And by his own definition, it was research too—research into life, maybe... How many days had he been holed up like this, reading manga and nothing else? Since the academy went on break, Rias had returned to the Demon World, and Raynare was no longer being hunted, so she had gone back to Grigori for a while to take care of some matters. On top of that, after the summit, Asia’s heresy punishment had been left unresolved, so she had gone to the Celestial Realm for something like a seminar for a short time. With none of them around, manga was the best way to kill the utterly boring days, and as he spent his time slumped like this...
“W-who are you!?”
“I came to see the Red Dragon Emperor, nya. Move aside, nya.”
“An enemy!?”
The entrance to the castle was in an uproar. Issei didn’t even pay attention to the exchange, kept his earbuds in, and continued reading manga in complete disregard. Then, a little later...
“Long time no see, nya~”
The one who had easily subdued the three guards was a beautiful girl with long black hair and a sexy kimono that left almost her entire chest exposed.
“!!”
Startled when Kuroka suddenly hugged him from behind, Issei twisted his body, and at that moment...
Thud
“Kyaa!”
Kuroka’s body flipped over, and the situation turned into Issei sitting on top of her. Seeing Kuroka looking up at him with moist eyes and her chest almost fully exposed, Issei’s defenses dropped to zero in the sudden situation, and he...
“Thank you very much!”
...ended up unconsciously touching Kuroka’s ample breasts.
“Ah...”
Only then did he realize what he had done, but...
“So the Red Dragon Emperor likes breasts, nya?”
“Yes, yes, I love them more than anything in the world!”
He snapped to attention like a soldier and answered, and Kuroka clicked her tongue while looking at him.
“Nya, then why don’t you make a baby with me, nya?”
“!!? M-make a baby...? Th-that means...”
“Sex, nya.”
“!!!”
Shocked by Kuroka’s bluntness, Issei froze. Then...
“I~ want a dragon’s baby, nya~. If you give me a baby, you can do whatever you want, nya.”
“R-really?”
“Now, do as you like, nya.”
As Kuroka stripped off her clothes entirely, revealing the beautiful body of a gorgeous girl, Issei’s lower half shot up in an instant, and he didn’t hesitate. It was like a free gift from heaven; he simply surrendered his body to instinct.
“Nya~ That’s the spirit, nya.”
As he pounced on Kuroka, she let out a delighted moan and wrapped her soft, voluptuous legs around his waist as if refusing to let him escape.
“You may proceed, nya.”
“...There’s such a beautiful phrase in Japanese as ‘you may proceed’!? Thank you for the meal!”
Bang!
“...”
“...”
Just before Issei and Kuroka could fully merge, the sound of the door being smashed apart rang out...
And beyond it stood Raynare, glaring at Issei and Kuroka with demon-like eyes.
“Yu, Yuuma?”
“Is...sei... what are you doing right now?”
“Uh... th-this is, you know...”
“We’re making a baby together, nya. Don’t get in the way and get out, nya.”
Raynare had returned from the underworld in a buoyant mood, thinking only of Issei, and the moment she arrived, she saw that outrageous scene and nearly collapsed on the spot. Then Kuroka waved her off and told her to leave.
“Issei is an idiottttt!!”
“W-wait a second, are you trying to kill me!?”
Raynare, perhaps having powered up somehow, was now releasing magical power on the level of a senior officer. That immense surge of magical power rushed straight toward Issei and Kuroka, and...
“Nya!”
With just a single outstretched hand, Kuroka formed a magic circle and absorbed Raynare’s spell outright. Then...
“That’s harsh, nya, getting mad over a little joke. I didn’t come here to fight, you know, nya.”
As if deliberately provoking Raynare, Kuroka hugged Issei from behind, groping him here and there while speaking. Raynare’s eyes practically rolled back.
“I’ll kill you!”
She spread her black wings and transformed into the cold, ruthless form of a Fallen Angel. Then, brandishing a spear of light, she charged at Kuroka, and...
“Hey, wait!”
Issei, naturally becoming Kuroka’s shield, panicked and tried to emphasize that he was right there, but Raynare didn’t care. Whether her target had been Issei from the start or not, she kept charging.
“Die!!”
“You’re the one trying to kill me!!”
As the spear came down, Issei barely managed to catch it with both palms. Then...
“Ughhh, you womanizing bastard!! Die! Die! Die!! Idiot! Waaaaah!”
Even though she was using all her strength, he didn’t budge an inch, and in the end she collapsed to the floor and burst into tears. Issei was quite flustered by Raynare’s sudden crying.
“S-sorry... Are you okay?”
“How could I be okay!? The man I love is trying to do it with a woman I don’t even know! How would you feel if I tried to do it with some man you don’t know!?”
That was certainly a fair point. If Issei had seen Raynare trying to get together with another man right in front of him, he would have torn that man apart on the spot. So the fact that she hadn’t killed him was already a huge relief. And as for Kuroka, who still had no sense of the atmosphere...
“Then the three of us can just do it together, nya.”
“Huh?”
“What are you talk—”
“Nya!”
She made an outrageous suggestion, and at the same time touched Raynare’s body.
“! My, my body!... Ngh!”
Suddenly Raynare wrapped her arms around herself and began writhing in pain. Issei panicked.
“A-are you okay!?”
“Wait! Ngh! Don’t touch me right now! What did you do to me... ngh!”
When he tried to support Raynare, she strongly rejected him and twisted her body the other way in agony. No, to be precise...
“I just made her a little aroused, nya.”
“!!! That’s not ‘a little’ at all!!”
“Y-you bastard! I’ll kill you! Ngh! Ahh! I’m getting weird!”
Raynare suddenly started reaching down between her own legs and touching herself, and Issei was thoroughly thrown off balance.
“If I don’t help you, it’ll be painful, nya! This way, you can do it without worrying, nya!”
“You...”
Even Issei felt this was too much, and a dark shadow fell over his face...
“You’re a genius!!”
...Please, let someone save this hopeless soul. And since Issei was already at maximum lust thanks to Kuroka’s seduction, he no longer held back under the pretense of helping Raynare. He simply surrendered his body to instinct, and that night, in the Ninja Castle, the moans of two women reportedly echoed until dawn.
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